When Dad says...

When Dad says……

When Dad says “I’m too full for dinner.”

He really means “there’ too much salad in it and it looks yucky.”

When Dad says “I will buy it for you tomorrow.”

He really means “I will buy it next week because it’s not my style.”

When Dad says “turn off the radio.”

He really means “I’m trying to read the paper.”

When Dad says “I will be there in 1 minute.”

He really means “I will be there in 1 hour.”

When Dad says “Look at the leaves.”

He really means “sweep them up.”

By Yasmin