Friday, 21 June 2013

When Dad Says

When Dad Says….
By Jordyn

When Dad Says “I know everything”
He Really Means “I hardly know anything but I’m pretending I do”

When Dad Says “Get a jumper on”
He Really Means “Put your jumper on you look freezing”


When Dad Says “I’m going to get you everything you want”
He Really Means “Just pick one thing or I’m going to be bankrupt”

When Dad Says “I won’t be long in the grocery store”
He Really Means “Two hours at the most”

When Dad Says “You look wonderful”
He Really, Really Means it


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